After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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