What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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