dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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