I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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