I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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