I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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