his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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