We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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