How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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