Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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