ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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