im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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