this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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