I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.