just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.