Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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