Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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