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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning