one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.