guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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