That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.