all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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