I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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