return my video game
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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