just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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