what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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