You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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