hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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