if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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