I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If you need anything just hit me up
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner