At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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