I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's never too late to be topless.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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