My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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