Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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