Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize