Small penises have feelings too.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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