I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
40s are totally the cure
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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