my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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