my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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