there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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