Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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