I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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