Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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