Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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