i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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