If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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