okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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