Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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