A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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