Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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