Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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