there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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